Talkin' about my new french girlfriend

We met yesterday her name's renee

Armpit hairs and black berets

She drinks her coffee on ambrettes

She always looks like she's depressed

She smokes before during and after s*x yeah

Talkin' about my new french girlfriend

Dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine

And we share the same bra size

And she made me grow a thin mustache

So now I look just like her dad

Coincidentally his name is renee too yeah

And when we kiss nothin' but tongue

She hasn't showered in a month

And did I mention

The b***h don't like to shower