You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch

You're a vile one Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch

Now given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

Seasick crocodile

The words that best describe you are

Stink stank stunk

Stink stank stunk

Oh Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch