I got a woman as big as a house yes sir

She's as big as a 2 family house

With a porch and a fence

You wont believe what you see

When you look at her

She's enormous colossal tremendous

Gigantic immense

Why try to deny it she's just what I like

If she goes on a diet

Im on strike

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

She's exactly like a watermelon

Big around and sweet

In a party dress she may be quite a mess

But I love her a lot so what if she's not so neat

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

If she ever eats me out of money

And we need the rent

Thata be a synch cause when were in a pinch

I could put her to work under a circus tent

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

She's exactly like a watermelon

Big around and sweet

In a party dress she may be quite a mess

But I love her a lot so what if she's not so neat

The bigger the figure

The better I like her

The better I like her

The better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love