Well, I had a lot to say last night, I'm sorry, did I say that to you?

Well, I talk so much s**t that I forget who I'm talking to

Cause my mouth is like a sinking boat

I keep throwing words out, hoping I can keep afloat

But the more I try to dry out, the more I get soaked

Then I say I'm not as bad as I seem

But I used to be better, honey, can't you see?

That you of all people, should know that this ain't really me

And that's gonna change how you feel about me, baby,

But it won't change me

Yeah, that's gonna change how you feel about me, baby,

But it won't change me

Somebody found me on the floor

Well, I must have passed out from the two nights before

If you don't send my rotten ass to bed I'll quote God again

Don't tell me that hell ain't there

Cause I feel it every morning when I climb the stairs

Tell me why can't I sleep at night? A drink should get me right

And you didn't mean to be mean

But everything sounds more meaningful when you scream

Well, if you really want to raise your voice to me

That's gonna change how I feel about you, buddy,

But it won't change me

Well, that's gonna change how I feel about you, buddy,

But it won't change me

Well, you can write me up as just white trash

But honey I know it don't take all that much to see that

Well, cause I swear that every hangover is gonna be my last

But it looks like only whiskey's gonna kick my ass and make me still come back

So, Jesus, guide me with your light

Well, you can enlighten me, man, with everlasting insight

But I've had thoughts about you that are gonna keep you up tonight

Being good is killing me inside

Well, I don't wanna go to bed on time tonight

That's gonna change who I am, and honey that ain't right

'Cause then I'll say, "It's not all that bad"

And if I can't change who I am, I shouldn't try so goddamn hard

Well, I just keep telling myself, "I guess it ain't eternity"

Yeah, and that's gonna change how you feel about me, Jesus,

But it won't change me

Yeah, and that's gonna change how you feel about me, Jesus,

But it won't change me

Yeah, and that's gonna change how you feel about me, baby,

But it won't change me

Yeah, that's gonna change how you feel about me, baby,

But it won't change me