Oh oh oh, I'm all alone, my heart has grown, but it's broken too

This morning life was a Baltimore fairytale

Now, I can't make bail

My mother's in shock, my father's in hock

I much prefer Links' arm to jailhouse cells

So, Links please rescue me now 'cause I love you and this prison smells

Links, you're the best

Get ready Baltimore, there's a bright brand new day in store

Let me out so the streams unfurled

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world

And I promise, Baltimore, once I cha cha right out of that door

The world's gonna wake up and see Links in love with me