I was down

Drinkin' at the Legion

I met a girl she was nice

She was pretty and pleasing

She said "Hey boy, we should do some marrying"

And I said sure but before we do

There's something that you should know

I like

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

And then one night down at the Legion

She walked in, I was drunk on gin

Dancin' with a lady friend

I said "hey boy, you better fly the f**k home"

And I said no 'cause five little words

Coulda swore I said to you

I like

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

I like

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores

I like

Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores

Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna

Liquor and whores