Ain't it a glorious day?

Right as a mornin' in May

I feel like I could fly

Now Bert, none of your larking about.

'Ave you ever seen the grass so green?

Or a bluer sky?

Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

Mary makes your 'eart so light!

You haven't changed a bit, have you?

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright!

Oh honestly.

Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary 'olds your

'and you feel so grand

Your 'eart starts beatin'

like a big brass band

You are lightheaded.

It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love!

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

Gentlemen like you are few

A vanishing breed, that's me!

Though your just a diamond

in the rough, Bert

Underneath your blood is blue!

Common knowledge.

You'd never think of

pressing your advantage

Forbearance is the

hallmark of your creed!

True!

A lady needn't fear when you are near

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you!

It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love!