oooh
aaah
oooh
aaah
if you weren't born with it you can buy a couple ornaments
just be sure to read the warning kids
cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
se ual hey girl if you wanna feel se ual
you can always call up a professional
they stick pins in you like a vegetable
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kids forever kids forever
baby soft skin turns into leather
don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
no one will love you if you're unattractive
oh mrs potato head tell me
is it true that pain is beauty
does a new face come with a warranty
will a pretty face make it better
oh mr potato head tell me
how did you afford her surgery
do you swear you'll stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
even if her face don't stay together
oooh
aaah
if you want a little more confidence
potatoes turn to french
fries yeah it's common sense
all you need's a couple more condiments
and a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
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it's such a waste
when little girls grow into their mothers face
but little girls are learning how to cut and paste
and pucker up their lips until they suffocate
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kids forever kids forever
baby soft skin turns into leather
don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
no one will love you
if you're unattractive
oh mrs potato head tell me is
it true that pain is beauty
does a new face come with a warranty
will a pretty face make it better
oh mr potato head tell me
how did you afford her surgery
do you swear you'll stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
stay forever stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
stay forever stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
oooh
aaah
oooh
aaah
oh mrs potato head tell me is
it true that pain is beauty
does a new face come with a warranty
will a pretty face make it better
oh mr potato head tell me
how did you afford her surgery
do you swear you'll stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
stay forever stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
stay forever stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
stay forever stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
stay forever stay forever
even if her face don't stay together
oooh
aaah
oooh
aaah
