One, two, one, two, three

Stay hydrated from a double shot

Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut

Never really felt I had the best of luck

I got a big, big mouth that just a won't shut up

Hop in the car, turn the radio on

Out from the speakers, a familiar song

Head down the road, start to hum a long

I made it all the way home and left the TV on

But I'ma learn to fly an airplane

And it's gonna make my mama proud

I'm gonna get my dad to notice me

Even if I have to fly it into the ground

I know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math

I got a d**k so hard that a cat could scratch

Made some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back

I can't see her, it's just-a not like that

You see I had this lovin' baby but I roughed her up

There's a little ounce of pain behind every grunt

All the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain

Regrets, Tourettes, I guess it's the same

But I'ma learn to fly an airplane

I'm gonna make my children proud

I'm gonna make them all respect me

Like when I first showed up in town, oh yeah

Uh huh

There ain't no money comin in 'cause I got child support

To a family who don't want me but won't leave me alone

It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice

I sign away all my earnings on a little invoice

Well, I could be the hero on the evening news

Smiling in the face of danger like there's nothing to lose

Taking out terrorists before it self detonates

Tell the kids stay in school and always get good grades

But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane

And I'm gonna make my country proud

And I'm gonna send this song to Nashville

And sell my soul to a whole new crowd

Oh yeah