Another bride another groom

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous he answers twice

It's really killin' that he's so willin' to make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

And think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks for makin' whoopee

Another year maybe less

What's this I hear well can you guess

She feels neglected and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopie

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone her he doesn't write

He says he's busy she says is he

He's makin' whoopie

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

He says now judge suppose I fail

The judge says you got aright into jail

You'd better keep her I think it's cheaper

For makin' whoopie

It's cheaper than makin' whoopie