Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers

Started up a fight

But now I am jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

I'm too drunk too drunk too drunk to f**k

I love your stories

I like your gun

Shooting out car tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like a baby

In eraserhead

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

I'm too drunk too drunk too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

Too drunk to f**k

I'm too drunk too drunk too drunk to f**k