One day I took with him to the subway

My high silk hat my high silk hat

I led it down upon the seat beside me

My high silk hat my high silk hat

I kells lady came sat upon it

My high silk hat my high silk hat

I kells lady came sat upon it

My high silk hat my high silk hat

Christopher Columbo what do you think of that

I kells lady sat upon my hat

My hat she broke and that's no joke

My hat she broke and that's no joke

Christopher Columbo what do you think of that

One day she took with her to the subway

Her high silk hat my high silk hat

Her high silk hat my high silk hat

She let it down upon the seat beside her

Her high silk hat my high silk hat

Her high silk hat my high silk hat

I kills lady came sat upon it

Your high silk hat my high silk hat

Your high silk hat my high silk hat

I kills lady came sat upon it

Your high silk hat my high silk hat

Your high silk hat my high silk hat

Christopher Columbo what do you think of that

I kells lady sat upon her hat

My hat she broke and that's no joke

My hat she broke and that's no joke

Christopher Columbo what do you think of that