I say, I say, I say, I say

1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad

And once you're in

It really doesn't feel so crap

You win, you win just a little but you win

That pretty face is telling lies

It's plaster more than skin

But it's good enough, you win

Where did it all go right

You make plans that you don't stick to

If I'm ill then you feel sick too

Ain't**t strange?

I say, I say, I say, I say

1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad

And once you're in

It really doesn't feel so crap

Calm down, calm down

Just a tiny bit, calm down

And when the saints go marching in

One saint forgets you with one swing

So please give up and calm down

Did it all go right?

September you don't take notice

October you try to ignore us

November you look so gloomy

December you give in to me

Ain't**t strange?

I say, I say, I say, I say

1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad

And once you're in

It really doesn't feel so crap

I say

1, 2, 3, 4 out of 5 ain't bad

And once you're in

It really doesn't feel so crap