He comes in the kitchen a smile on his face

"My dear this will free you from all of your straits "

And he turns on the switch and it starts to move

This TV commercial has caught us anew

Supersonic hydromatic nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

"Oh yeah this must be a real innovation "

Away with the critical mind for a sense

And he opens the purse and he pays for thing

That you only need if you're spastic and dim

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Household furniture like magic

The neighbour's wife has got one too

No Noone needs your offal

This isn't worth it at all

He comes in the kitchen a smile on his face

And he turns on the switch and it blows up

"Instead of having a help I'm a big fool " he says

Supersonic hydromatic nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

No Noone needs your offal

This isn't worth it at all

Supersonic hydromatic nothing works without it now

Be a real progress fanatic and you will believe somehow

Supersonic hydromatic superultrameganew

Household furniture like magic

The neighbour's wife has got one too