Ladies, gentlemen and all knights of the round table

You are about to witness something quite unusual

From your regular song and dance

This is a battle of the ages, a battle of the bros!

Two sides of a very distinct coin

That will finally end with one winner!

It's time my friends, to end this

Once and for all! (Vol-pe-tron!)

Only one can win!

Alright, let's do it together

(Fight!)

(Ahh!)

Oh my god!

Brostep on my mark

(SIKE!)

(Aha!)

(Ahh!)

(Oh my)

Only one can win!

Alright, one last time

(Fight!)

(Ahh!)

Wait, is that it? No, hold on

There's no way he's about to just end this song

And not tell us who won

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's bulls-