Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself
And I'm going to teach something relevant
Something modern the internet
The internet is really really great
For porn
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
For porn
What
There's always some new site
For porn
I browse all day and night
For porn
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
For porn
Trekkie
The internet is for porn
Trekkie
The internet is for porn
What are you doing
Why you think the net was born
Porn porn porn
Trekkie
Oh
Hello kate Monster
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish
Okey dokey
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
For porn oops
Which gives us untold opportunity
For porn oops sorry
Right from you own desktop
For
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
For porn
Trekkie
The internet is for porn
No
The internet if for porn
Trekkie
Me up all night honking me horn
To porn porn porn
That's gross you're a pervert
Ah sticks and stones kate monster
No really you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Ohhhh
What
You have no idea ready normal people
Ready
Ready
Ready
Let me hear it
The internet is for porn
Sorry Kate
The internet is for porn
I masturbate
All these guys unzip their flies for porn porn porn
The internet is not for porn
Porn
Porn
Hold on a second
Now I happen to know for a fact that you
Rob check your portfolio and trade stocks online
That's correct
And brian you buy things on amazon com
Sure
And Gary you keep selling your possesions on ebay
Yes I do
And Princeton you sent me that sweet online birthday card
True
Oh but Kate what you think he do after hmm
Yeah
Eeewwwww
The internet is for porn
Gross
The internet is for porn
I hate porn
Grab your d**k and double click for porn porn porn
I hate men
Porn porn porn porn
I'm leaving
Porn porn porn porn
I hate the internet
The internet is for
Internet is for
Internet is for porn
Yeah
