Lyricist : John Ryan/Sabrina Carpenter/Amy Allen

Composer : John Ryan/Sabrina Carpenter/Amy Allen

We were so happy, why not mix it up?

I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough

No way to know just who you're thinking of

I just wish you didn't have a mind

That could flip like a switch

That could wander and drift

To a neighboring b***h

When just the other night

You said you need me, what gives?

How did it come to this?

Boy, I know where you live

Baby, I'm not angry

I love you just the same

I just hope you get agoraphobia some day

And all your days are sunny

From your windowpane

Wish you a lifetime full of happiness

And a forever of never getting laid

I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)

Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite

Watch the fight

Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right?

Am I right?

And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)

I was so confident (Confident)

Till the thought of it hit

That any given night you could be using your lips

On a girl with big tits

Boy, I know where you live

Baby, I'm not angry

I love you just the same

I just hope you get agoraphobia some day

And all your days are sunny

From your windowpane

I wish you a lifetime full of happiness

And a forever of never getting laid

Forever

A forever of never getting laid

At the end of the rainbow

I hope you find

A good whole lot of nothing

'Cause you're still inside

And abstinence is just a state of mind