Long day, late night, and I'm worn out
Hit the shower, kill the lights, lay my body down
On the bed, rest my head, open Spotify
Rain and thunder sounds, then I close my eyes
Sleepin' like a baby
Then right there, I hear a loud-ass ad
"Doordash delivers delicious food right to your—"
Now I'm up, up, up, up, up
Didn't pay for the app (Up, up, up, up)
Didn't wanna spend the cash (Up, up, up, up)
So it plays all the ads (Up, up, up, up)
That's the reason that I'm up
Snuggle up to my girl, nice and cozy
Dreamin' 'bout her as she's dreamin' all about me
I roll over, touch the back of my neck
And I feel a little lump
Now I'm up, up, up, up, up
I'm on WebMD (Up, up, up, up)
And I'm try'na get a pic (Up, up, up, up)
But they're coming out blurry (Up, up, up, up)
2AM and I'm up
Back to bed, I might get me some shut-eye
Pull the sheets, turn the pillow to the cold side
Then I have a full-body spasm
Now I'm up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Now I'm up
In the sheets with the wife and I'm dreamin'
Then she kicks me with her sharp-ass toenail
And I'm up, up, up, up, up, up, up
I'm also up, up, up, up, up
It's 3:53 (Up, up, up, up)
So I put on the TV (Up, up, up, up)
This is the only thing that's on
"And that's what's so great about the Samurai air fryer"
"You want buffalo wings?"
"Well, I love wings"
"Baboom, wings!"
"Stop it! Amazing!"
"How about a perfect omelette?"
"No! This thing cannot make eggs"
"It can and it does"
"And also, you're never gonna fall back to sleep"
"No, you won't"
"And even if you do, something else is gonna get ya"
"Tell 'em what's gonna wake 'em up later"
"I'm so glad you asked"
A motorcycle wakes you up (Up, up, up, up)
You have to take a pee (Up, up, up, up)
Then you have to pee again (Up, up, up, up)
Or your cat is on your face (Up, up, up, up)
So many reasons that you're up
And just when you're about to fall asleep
You wake up in a cold sweat
'Cause you remembered something embarrassing you did back in high school
5AM, last chance, got my mask on
No light, no sound, feeling mad calm
Ear plugs, sound machine, getting hazy
Head's heavy, get my limbs feeling lazy
'Bout to slip into sleeping land
Then I remember someday I'm gonna die
Now I'm up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Now I'm up