Good for you, you fooled everybody

Good for you, you fooled everyone

Good for you, now you're somebody

Good for you, you fooled everyone

Leave your weapon on the table

Wrapped in burlap, barely able

Don't get angry, don't discourage

Take a shot of liquid courage

'Cause my monsters are real, and they're trained how to kill

And there's no coming back and they just laugh at how I feel

And these monsters can fight, and they'll never say die

And there's no going back, if I get trapped I'll never heal

Yeah, my monsters are real

Good for you, you hurt everybody

Good for you, you hurt everyone

Good for you, you love nobody

Good for you, you owe no one

Leave your weapon on the table

Wrapped in burlap, barely able

Call a doctor, say a prayer

Choose a God you think is fair

'Cause my monsters are real, and they're trained how to kill

And there's no coming back and they just laugh at how I feel

And these monsters can fight, and they'll never say die

And there's no going back, if I get trapped I'll never heal

'Cause my monsters are real

Leave your weapon on the table

Wrapped in burlap, barely able

Don't get angry, don't discourage

Take a shot of liquid courage

Leave a light on if you're able

'Cause we both know you're unstable

Call a doctor, say a prayer

Choose a God you think is fair

'Cause my monsters are real, and they're trained how to kill

And there's no coming back and they just laugh at how I feel

And these monsters can fight, and they'll never say die

And there's no going back, if I get trapped I'll never heal

Yeah, my monsters are real