Uncle Joe's got a horse fly through the fields, fly flies from his tail like an automobile.
Uncle Joe, Uncle Joe, old Uncle Joe, old Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe take us out to the market square.
Saw hogs are rooting right there, Uncle Joe.
Old Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe's no fool, knows everything.
All the gals said Joe sure shake that thing.
Uncle Joe went to call on Betty Bone.
He's so doggone old, the gals sent him on home.
Uncle Joe's got something, don't know what it is.
When he starts to walk, he can't keep his body still.
Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Uncle Joe takes a bath once every fall Can't wash all over cause the tub's too small Uncle Joe, Uncle Joe, old Uncle Joe, old Uncle Joe
Uncle Joe says, Danny, what you got on your mind?
Ain't had no lovin' in a long, long time.
Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe.
Old Uncle Joe.
Old Uncle Joe.
Uncle Joe's meat cutter, he can cut your meat.
All the gals said, Joe, can't be beat.
He did some cutting for Sister Matt.
Brother Peter said, what kind of man is that?
Uncle Joe sells cotton, bean by field.
Uncle Joe buy anything he sees for sale.
Uncle Joe, Uncle Joe, Uncle Joe.
Bye.
Thank you.