He never tells me 
That he's sick of this house 
He never says 
"Why don't you get off that couch " 
He don't cost me nothin' 
When he wants to go out 
I want you to love me like my dog 
He never says I need a new attitude 
Him and my sister ain't always in a feud 
When I leave the seat up 
He don't think that's rude 
I want you to love me like my dog does baby 
When I come home want you to just go crazy 
He never looks at me like he might hate me 
I want you to love me like my dog 
He never acts like 
He don't care for my friends 
He never asks me 
"Where 'n the hell have you been " 
He don't play dead 
When I want to pet him 
I want you to love my 
Like my dog does honey 
He never says 
"I wish you made more money" 
He always thinks that pull my finger's funny 
I want you to love me like my dog 
He don't get made at me 
And throw a major fit 
When I say his sister is a b***h 
I want you to love me like my dog does baby 
When I come home want you to just go crazy 
He never looks at me like he might hate me 
I want you to love me like my dog 
I want you to love me like my dog does baby