Everybody likes a happy ending
Especially ones that make you want to cry
Personally I like the ones that start
When someone marries someone and they die
Now here's a story about a girl I once knew
Prettiest little thing you ever did see
Her mother was a man
Who went by the name of Stan
Now everyone is someone till they die
La la la la lala
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La la la la lala
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Here's a little story that I once heard
About a little man who wanted fame
To climb to the top
He had to step on everyone
Now nobody can quite recall his name
La la la la lala
La la la la
La la la la lala
La la la la
Everybody likes a happy ending
Especially ones that
Make you want to cry
Personally I like the ones that start
When someone marries
Someone and they die
