Oh, what an ordinary day

Take out the garbage, masturbate

I'm still holding for the laugh

The dogs will bark so let them bark

The birds will cry I'll let them cry

Here's my report from the edge

Like a birth in reverse

What I saw through the blinds

You could say that

I'm saying phenomenal lies

On the cosmic eternity party line

Was a birth in reverse in America

This tune will haunt me through the war

Laugh all you want but I want more

Cause what I'm swearing

I never sworn before

Like a birth in reverse

What I saw through the blinds

You could say that

I'm saying phenomenal lies

On the cosmic eternity party line

Like a birth in reverse in America

Like a birth in reverse

What I saw through the blinds

You could say that

I'm saying phenomenal lies

On the cosmic eternity party line

Was a birth in reverse in America