She's part girl she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more she's got less
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress yeah
Is she a mister or is she a miss
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss
She's my little girl
Yeah she's my little guy
When I try to please her
I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that bulge under her nightie
It must be hermaphrodite yeah hermaphrodite
Some things are white
Some things are black
Some girls wear makeup
Mine shaves her back
But she is still beautiful
She is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine yeah
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities
It must be hermaphrodite yeah
Hermaphrodite hermaphrodite
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Dite yeah
