[KG:] we gotta f**kin' write something new C'mon

[strums]

[JB:] I don't like that So far ba-- off to a bad start

[strums again]

[JB:] Better closer warmer

[strums again]

[JB:] That's it Okay

[sung]

I love ya baby but all I can think about is

Kielbasa sausage your butt cheeks is warm

I check my dipstick you need lubrication honey

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

Now get it on

I see you walkin' but all I can think about is

Dianetics your butt cheeks is warm

I check my dipstick you need lubrication honey

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

Now I've been set loose-ah

I'm shooting my juice-ah

Right in your caboose

Now f**kin' get it on

Now get it on

Get it on

Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna

Dianetics cure ya much better indeed

And all you people here you're tremendous

Except the people in the middle)

And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed

With me me and KG

All right

Oh yeah

All right Oh my God

All the ladies in the house say yeah yeah)

C'mon you muthaf**ka say a prayer prayer)

When ya fight ya gotsta fight fair

You muthaf**ka ho you muthaf**ka

You know what time it is

Tenacious D time you muthaf**ka go

F**k yeah

Yeah yeah

[spoken]

Dude that was TNT