Stop me oh stop me

Stop me if you think that you've

Heard this one before

Stop me oh stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you oh I still love you

Only slightly only slightly less than I used to my love

I was delayed I was way laid

An emergency stop

I smelt the last ten seconds of life

I crashed down on the crossbar

And the pain was enough to make

A shy bald buddhist reflect

And plan a mass murder

Who said I'd lied to her

Oh who said I'd lied because I never I never

Who said I'd lied because I never

I was detained I was restrained

And broke my spleen

And broke my knee

And then he really lays into me

Friday night in Out patients

Who said I'd lied to her

Oh who said I'd lied because I never I never

Who said I'd lied because I never

Oh so I drank one

It became four

And when I fell on the floor

I drank more

Stop me oh stop me

Stop me if you think that you've

Heard this one before

Stop me oh stop me

Stop me if you think that

You've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you oh I

Still love you

Only slightly

Only slightly less than I used to

My love