THERE'S A GAR DEN SPOT I'M TOLD

WHERE IT'S NE VER TOO HOT

WHERE YOU'RE NE VER TOO YOUNG

AND YOU'RE NE VER TOO OLD

WHERE YOU'RE NE VER TOO

THIN OR TALL

OH YOU'RE NOT TOO MAD

AND YOU'RE NOT TOO SANE

AND YOU DON'T COM PARE

AND YOU DON'T COM PLAIN

ALL YOU DO IS JUST SIT TIGHT

'COS IT'S ALL SO, SO

HA, HA, HA

HO, HO, HO

THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH THE DAY

A WAY IN THE ME RRY

BZZ, BZZ, BZZ

CHIRP, CHIRP, CHIRP

THAT'S HOW THE CRI CKETS

CRICK ALL DAY

WE GET UP AT TWELVE AND

START TO WORK AT ONE

TAKE AN HO UR FOR LUNCH

AND THEN AT TWO WE'RE DONE

JO LY GOOD FUN, HA, HA, HA

HO, HO, HO

THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH

THE DAY A WAY

WE GET UP AT TWELVE AND

START TO WORK AT ONE

TAKE AN HO UR FOR LUNCH

AND THEN AT TWO WE'RE DONE

JO LY GOOD FUN, HA, HA, HA

HO, HO, HO

THAT'S HOW WE LAUGH

THE DAY A WAY