Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund?

Why can't I get ahead?

'Cause I have to work

My daddy's such a jerk

For not givin' me all his cash

There's something I can't get off my mind

This happens to me every time I get high

I want to know what it's like to be a regular guy

With a brother and a sister and mom

And a father and we all get along

And we pick money off our family tree

And spend it all happily

Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund?

Why can't I get ahead?

'Cause I have to work

My daddy's such a jerk

For not givin' me all his cash

There's something I try hard to forget

It fills my little heart with regret, I can't lie

It's when I tried to pretend that I was a good friend

But I always seem to f*ck it all up

When there's no more whiskey left in my cup

I guess I'll stop and I'll think

And pour myself a new drink

Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund?

Why can't I get ahead?

'Cause I have to work

My daddy's such a jerk

For not givin' me all his cash

Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund?

(Oh, where, oh, where is my trust fund?)

Why can't I get ahead?

(Why can't I get ahead?)

'Cause I have to work

My daddy's such a jerk

For not givin' me all his cash

Ah, ah, ah, mmm