Well he went down to dinner in his Sunday best

Excitable boy they all said

And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest

Excitable boy they all said

Well he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a m show at the Clark

Excitable boy they all said

And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark

Excitable boy they all said

Well he's just an excitable boy

And He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom

Excitable boy they all said

And he raped her and killed her then he took her home

Excitable boy they all said

Well he's just an excitable boy

After ten long years they let him out of the home

Excitable boy they all said

And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones

Excitable boy they all said

Well he's just an excitable boy