Once there was this boy who

Wore a lot of suits and said that stuff was legendary.

He gave lots of high fives.

And swore that he would never get married.

He really thought he meant it, but he was such a ding dong.

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Once there was this girl who

drank a lot of scotch and was the owner of five dogs and she enjoyed the gun range

And swore she'd also never get married

She really thought she met it, you see where this is going

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Both boy and girl were wrong.

And had been all along.

Then this boy discovered

That he really didn't want to go through life alone and that

He needed this girl Turns out

She kinda needed him also

So now they're getting married and that's why we're all skating

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