In my math class there was always an empty seat

And the stupid teacher don't even know-ow

The missing boy was always out on the street

Mucking around and playing vide-o-o

A former pac man champ gone right down the tubes

He spent his whole life at the mall

A total night life king that boy could really schmooze

He thought he had it all

They let him graduate they didn't want him around

A socially retarded jack of no tra-ades

He got married and got a job keeping the grounds

He still spends his money at the a-ar ca-ade

A former pac man champ gone right down the tubes

He spent his whole life at the mall

A total night life king that boy could really schmooze

He thought he had it all

He tried to kill he only ended up killing himself