There's a threat in the world today

A threat to our way of living, a threat to our society

And maybe even a threat to our very exitence

And what is this threat? The WESTSIDE CONNECTION

An organization made up of highly motivated

Extremely agressive gangstas turned businessmen with one single objective

World domination, or in their words "Creating a world wide Westside"

Vowing to make every man woman and child bow down

To the "W", a hand sign used by their members to show affiliation

We have confirmed reports that "W"'s have been appearing on the various

Monuments and historical landmarks throughout the world. There are also talks

Of Mount Rushmore being renamed Mount Westmore, with America's forefathers

Being replaced by the WESTSIDE CONNECTION forefathers, Ice Cube, WC, and

Mack 10

A.k.a. The Gangsta, The Killa, and The Dope Dealer

When confronted with these allegations they released a statement saying

Quote... "B**h, you know the side, world m**g wide."... unquote