Put the doorknob on my side

If you don't mind I don't care

Put the doorknob on my side

It's self-locking give me your key

I go to bed soggy and forgetful

Hopefully not waking up so fitfully

I like coffee and I like tea

I like a pretty boy and he likes me

Put the doorknob on my side

It's self-locking give me your key

I go to bed soggy and forgetful

Hopefully not waking up so fitfully

Motels do that with rubber sheets

So I can't sleep staring at my sheets

Or crying on my sheets

Or bleeding on the same

Put the doorknob on my side

If you don't mind I don't care

A motel room in my bed

Put both door knobs on my side

I go to bed soggy and forgetful

Hopefully not waking up so fitfully

Motels do that with rubber sheets

So I can't sleep staring at my sheets

Or crying on my sheets

Or bleeding on the same