Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town

'Bout that shack outside La Grange

And you know what I'm talkin' about

Just let me know if you wanna go

To that home out on the range

They gotta lotta nice girls ah

Have mercy

A haw haw haw haw a haw

A haw haw haw

Well I hear it's fine if you got the time

And the ten to get yourself in

A hmm hmm

And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night

But now I might be mistaken

Hmm hmm hmm

Ah have mercy