E-e-e-very time I look at my d**k
d**k d**k d**k
Call me on the dog and bone
All you yanks that's a telephone
Here have a look just have a butcher's
Northern mancky cock-munchers
My dick's bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than wales
And your dick's smaller than a motherf**kin' snail
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My d**k like the mississippi river
My d**k ask your b***h what's for dinner
Every time I look at my d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a big d**k
And every time I look at your d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a small d**k
Goddamn
Every time I look at my d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a big d**k
And every time I look at your d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a small d**k
Yeah dog it's motherf**kin' kid cuisine
My d**k is bigger than mr clean
So fresh you can swish it like listerine
Your d**k look like adam levine
My d**k like pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of dumbo
While your d**k is small like frodo
Young punk in this motherf**ker
Place looking right in this motherf**ker
Big d**k clark in this motherf**ker
d**k look like a f**kin' nutter butter
Time to avoid them barry bonds
d**k so big got a car alarm
d**k so big that it bought the farm
Your d**k like seth rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your d**k don't got no name
Your b***h call my d**k ving rhames
V-v-v-ving rhames rhames rhames
Every time I look at my d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a big d**k
And every time I look at your d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a small d**k
Every time I look at my d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a big d**k
Goddamn
And every time I look at your d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a small d**k
Goddamn
Your dick's growing mold
My d**k shines like gold
Your dick's like the pope
My d**k don't get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It's too much d**k for one guy
But if I donated my shit to science
Motherf**ker probably start a riot
Every time I look at my d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a big d**k
Goddamn
And every time I look at your d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a small d**k
Goddamn
Every time I look at my d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a big d**k
Goddamn
Every time I look at your d**k
I'm like holy shit that's a small d**k
That's a small d**k
