If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house)
And if I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman
And if I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
Well I'd buy you a K Car
A nice Reliant automobile
If I had $1 000 000
I'd buy your love
If I had $1 000 000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had $1 000 000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had $1 000 000
Maybe we could put a little
Tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know we could just go
In there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd already be foods laid out for us
Like little prewrapped sausages and things
Mmm you know they have prewrapped sausages
But they don't have prewrapped bacon
Well can you blame them Yeah
If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
While I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Like a Llama or an Emu)
If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
If I had $1 000 000
Well I'd buy you John Merricks remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had $1 000 000
I'd buy your love
If I had $1 000 000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store )
If I had $1 000 000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more )
If I had $1 000 000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right all the fanciest ketchups
Dijon ketchup
Mmm mmm mmm
If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey )
If I had $1 000 000
I'd buy your love
If I had $1 000 000)
If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
If I had $1 000 000
If I had $1 000 000)
I'd be rich
