I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
I can't go back to school this way;
I know they'll send me home;
Being naked is my concern
My pants ran away while
I was sound asleep;
They slipped away so silently
They didn't make a peep
I wonder where they went to
I wish they'd come back soon
I want my slacks to walk right back
And sit down in my room
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
This happens all the time
Last week it was my gloves
After that my hat
Then the jacket that I love
Dad won't help me look for them
You know what he said
"All your clothes are rumpled up
And dumped beside your bed "
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
I left them here just yesterday
When I went to bed
And here they are I found them;
Just like my daddy said
Now finally I can do
Whatever I may choose
I can even go to school again
If I can find my shoes
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return
I lost my pants has anybody seen them
I can't go anywhere until they return