Doctor!
What is it, man?
I'm busy.
The inmates have gotten hold of a gun!
What?
And they're trying to escape!
Yeah, it's definitely true.
What?
I think it's that guy Block.
Block McCloud?
What?
How can this happen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy in the asylum.
Aaaaah!
The Doctor's telling me I may be mad, maybe, it's cause we're living in this crazy land.
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man, in a crazy land, a crazy land.
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I feel disconnected, distant, separate, different Desperate diss like disco records
In which direction should I spit this weapon? My fingers itchin' and I'm pissed and stressin'
And this aggression is risky business You think I'm missin'? Wishful thinkin'
I'm sick and twisted, off Chris, through methadone I miss my brethren, my bitch, the freshest
Explicit lyrics, I see and eat her pussy Like I'm possessed by the spirit of a lesbian midget
They chasin' me, listen, guards are takin' a shot at me They made an incision, my brain's a lobotomy
They mad cause I started the crazy religion Instead of breakin' out of jail, we're raiding the prison
And takin' old prisoners, I'm makin' them soldiers This crazy land we livin' in, I'm takin' it over
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I've escaped from Arkham, make my way through the Darklands We wildin' like it's Planet of the Apes
And I'm Tarzan, with a dog's hand I rule with my skill and an iron fist And I can't be cured, cause I killed my psychiatrist
Took pills and screw up vitamins, crowd spills towards the sirens Fuck with my lost souls and we will resort to violence
Got shot up with Nazi virus when I was locked up in the asylum Now I'm godly and I'm a tyrant, I'm a product of my environment
This land is twisted, you made me what I am I'ma stand my position, I'm a man on a mission
I'm a tool with precision, this planet is fucked It's screwed cause I'm twisted
I'm bananas and nuts in your mouth And they're mad cause they can't figure out
How to figure me out Or a trick cause I'm a cloud
We will shit in your house as we run through your city With a gun and a hundred and fifty nuts coming at me
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
I'm psychopathic like Michael Jackson Try to wipe some asses that have died but rashes
It's my rite of passage that I light these matches And ignite these gases, I'm a spiteful bastard
O .J. Simpson, he's riding with us Jessica Simpson is driving the bus
And Robert Blake, also locked in that place Just got shot in the face by the cops on a chase
It's like Grand Theft Auto Got a hand, how automatic
But I can't die, not a man I'm immortal, I'm a can
So spreadin' across the land And the dozens
There's a message to the madness And the madness to the message
I got anger and aggression Was abandoned and rejected
When they planned this intervention Family handed me a weapon
Now me and Gary Busey Got our mo' test cycles
Waging war with an army of soldiers in a cycle
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
The doctor's tellin' me I may be mad, maybe It's cause we livin' in this crazy land
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
They made you believe There's no one really crazy as me
I drove myself mad Searchin' for sanity
A world like a cell God created just to hold me
I'm a crazy man, a crazy man In a crazy land, a crazy land
Crazy man, crazy man, crazy man Crazy man, crazy man, crazy man