Turn my mic up
Turn my mic up
Steady on the right ayo calm down down
Steady on the left ayo calm down down
Steady on the right ayo calm down down
Steady on the left blackout
Oh my lord lower the casket down down
Sprinkle the ash or get your ass kicked pow pow
Frown while I on your crown skip town town
Ground zero Shapiro the king cash cow cow
Do I make 'em say wow strip ow
Bow I sit with the pound click blow blow
Click click blow click blow
Stop traffic dropping them classics flip now
B**ches I'm making them skip with thou
Art you don't really want start when I growl
Rawr rawr rawr
Let me come and mop up the knock offs
When I pop off and never stop 'cause
When we do come through you better lock doors pause
The wolves wanna eat peep how they lock jaws
No need to cook up the coke you see we cop raw
And if you ain't had enough
What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal
Fahrvergn ü gen is going on
Back with the BA Baracus callous bang on another song
I'mma have these nervous
And clipping they nails and dribbling
And witness them nibble them like sunflower seed shells
See these scales got my weight up heavy like three whales
And I on these males 'til it's stinkin'
Fouler than a weed smell your tree fell
See how they Twitter Facebook and Instagramming an email
Talking I'm sick I got them shook and I bang 'em at retail
Until they cripple see I cook like I'm slanging a weed sale
Until I triple bread and whoop em and drag 'em
Like females
Oh see well these already know
The way that I up minus the details the case is shut
Your remind me of replacement butt
Kind of an ancient slut it's going down
Like she was a basement
Swell up this like I'm sticking steaks in they gut
So gracefully and graciously I painfully wake up
Ragdolling these and attacking
Like apes in the cut I'm waiting for the taking
While I break neck like a bracelet
It's kinda like me having a case in the truck
And drinking til I'm blasted
Harassing and erase a what
Keeping 'em open and blacking until I'm leaving em stuck
And got em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck
While I'm chasing a buck
These funny be chasing they luck
I be lacing them up like boots
When I'm pushing they face in the mud
Ahgah missiles I fling while I spit live wire
Til this circling back around
With more fire for me to melt a brick surfacing back a sound
While I light up that'll cause a quick worship
And gather around it's certain this'll splatter cliques
Painful and make em scatter blink
Shameful the way I shatter split
Apart it doesn't matter rip
Your head up off your shoulders with
Bullets bigger than a boulder
And they break em and they know it's classic
And the way it's going you could easily get your ass kicked
See me and shady together we're crazy
Like baking a vomit and rabies cake like a pastry
We that sick like I come from Haiti
I'm suggesting you pay me don't make me wanna spaz
Like I'm a crazy Israeli bastards
While I bite the beat up and I'm starting to heat up yack
I'm chopping your foot off
Now it's mine and I'm putting my feet up black
Back to the hood and off to the wild
And I'm hoping you protect your child
And I been blacking out so long
Is asking if the hook had died nah
But the beat is fried
Steady on the right ayo calm down down
Steady on the left ayo calm down down
Steady on
Yo chill man chill
Steady on the right ayo calm down down
Steady on the left ayo calm down down
Steady on the right ayo calm down down
Steady on the left blackout
Apparently there's a light contagiousness to this tirade
It just might make you sick so irate
With this my brain is just like a fried egg
Is my mind scrambled 'cause I'm lit narrow minded
But go through such a wide range of this emotion
That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways
I just pulled up in Clive Davis's driveway
With his personal memoir saying he's bi
Waving a nine a picket sign egging his ride
Making him cry rape then arrive naked
And drive straight through the gay pride parade
Yay Yippee Ki Yay 'cause here I
Wait did the world just pee on my leg
And should I take it as a sign
Maybe to take 'em back into time shady
I stuck out like a sore thumb so I gave 'em the finger
To take the attention away
From my stinking face it was bringing
Changed the whole complexion of the game
But just in case you was thinking an inkling of replacing
The kingpin of crazy you're wasting your ink then
So if this is any indication of what you may be facing
You better make a distinction 'cause you fake imitations
Are leaving a bad taste making a bad impression
That's the worst impersonation I've ever seen
Who raps nasally eyes hazely
Rhymes crazily but sounds like he may
Need some flonase when he's speaking
What kind of stupid question is that
Hey Mrs Abraham Lincoln
Other than your husband's brains that were leaking
How'd you think that play was this weekend
You ain't the real slim shady sit your ass down faggot
See me on a ballot I'm running for class clown
Rich democrat so I'm just the candidate
To come up the whole party
Me and Flipmode starting a campaign
To have every campus on a rampage
Act my goddamn age I am eight
So let's get smashed and wake up the next day
With the room trashed covered in band aids
Glass ashtray smashed
Champagne splashed on the lampshades
But this ain't up for debate this is undebatable
Shady for president ho don't make me go take it back
To the days of old with sway and tech radio
When I was taking so much Nodoz and LSD
I almost fell asleep on the wake up show
You telling me fools
I was rippin' shop raisin' hell up in drew's
When Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs
Me and bus put it down like a sick pet
You're with vets dog internet bloggers
I sit in front of my computer all day
And comment on everything I'm an expert on everything
Everything sucks play the next song
Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop you idiot prick
With biggie and kicked the living out you I'd be dead wrong
Son of God I'm the SOG
Like a wet log pores never get clogged
'Cause I'm so full of self esteem that I sweat fog
Yes yes y'all wah steady on the left y'all
Step off 'fore you get stepped on
Soft 'bout as commercial as my Lear jet
Jealousy'll get you green as a Chia Pet
I can see that you're visibly upset dog
Alert alert girl alert
Once you enter in my house of pain you're in a world of hurt
So jump around jump jump
Get that ass shaking jump around jump
Came to hit you with a fan favorite
But if you too fly for coach better get them arms
And freaking hands flailing and jump
Like Van Halen and pray for a damn tailwind
More afraid of success than I am of failure
So what does that tell ya
That on a grand scale I don't give a about nothing
Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail
Before he ran straight into the damn railing
Yo chill man chill
