Baby, pass the aspirin, something's gotta work

I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts

That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth

Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose

I just can't apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed's an ocean liner

And I can't call for help

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

I think I've got the symptoms and none of them will leave

They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief

It must've been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams

At least I found my pillow 'cause I can't find my keys

It's hard to remember

All of the events

But I must've paid the tab

'Cause all that's left is fifty cents

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

Baby, I can call the pharmacy

They'll bring something up, something up 'toute suite'

Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill

With some kind of magic pill

I just can't apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed's an ocean liner

And I can't call for help

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time