I'm the rib man

Pimperor

Conptemperor

So many girls they call me the pimperor

Never date a girl with weave

Why Chris

Because a girl with a we've gotta trick up her sleeve

My wallet's so fat had to put it on a diet

A sucka said run it and I said don't try it

He thought I was a punk just because I was quiet

Smacked him with a brick got a suite at the Hyatt

My future's so bright that I gotta wear shades

My pocket's so fat that my dogs got a maid

My manager's name is Reuben Kincaid

He's the only white boy with a high top fade

Now I'm chilling hard hard

I used to be poor poor

People used to tease me when I worked at the store

Now your hamster's dead

Your girl's name is Fred and to top it all off

Your mother's got a big head

Big head your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

Big head your mother's got a big head

Aight aight first off you wanna sign on me

Bet bet you big Marion berry haircut havin' muh

Yo first of all your mother got a Nike tag on her wig

And they call her hair Jordan

Ace of the staff top pick of the draft

You're so dumb you failed first grade math

I'm quicker than Leonard hit harder than Hearn's

Your mother's so old that she f**ked George burns ha

My rhymes are fixed and your rhymes are broken

I drive a Benz you drive a deuce and a token

You have no friends you have no will

But like a skinhead on soul train you don't fit in boy

When I was a kid I used to be plump

But now I get more rump than Donald trump

You're so broke you got a bird for a beeper

When it goes off it goes cheap cheap cheapa

Now I'm chilling hard hard I used to be poor poor

They used to tease me when I worked at the store

Now your dog is dead you still wear kids

And to top it off your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

Big head your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

First of all ya big foghorn leghorn belly havin'

Yo yo your mother got an afro so big

When she sat in my car it had instant tint windows

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

My jeans are ripped and yours are corroded

Your mother's so big that her panties exploded

I don't wanna say that your mother's fat

But I saw her put BBQ sauce on her cat

Your breath's so stink that you need Bianca

Your girl looks like Orville Redenbacher

I live to save life and my pockets get bigger

You're a daredevil they call you evel kni nigga

You see my Rolex and you lose your smile

Cause all you can afford is a Flintstone sundial

My jeans are ripped and my drawers are silk

Your mother is so cheap she gave you cereal for breast milk

Now I'm chilling hard hard

I used to be poor poor

They used to tease me when I worked at the store

Now your hamster's dead your cat's got dreads

And to top it off your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

Big head I said your mother's got a big head

Big head your mother's got a big head

Big head your mother's got a big head

A rib about your mother

Your mother's got a big head

Your mother's got a big head

Your mother's got a big head

Your mother's got a big head