We've been friends for a long long time

We've shared again and again

We like the same clothes

And we like the same wine

And we have similar taste in men

Now we've found one man

And we can share him too

For I will love him first

And what is left I give to you

Apres moi you can tell him

That his eyes are the colour of the sea

Only apres moi means you tell him

After me after me after me

Apres moi you can hold him

Till he melts like the sugar in your tea

Only apres moi means you'll hold him

After me after me after me

Apres moi I learned in France

When I learn the meaning of the word romance

If you wish to learn this too

I suggest you watch me closely

While I woo woo woo woo

Mmm I have kissed him

Do you hear how he whispered ooh la la

Do you really think he will kiss you

Apres moi apres moi apres moi

Apres moi I learned in France

When I learn the meaning of the word romance

If you wish to learn this too

I suggest you watch me closely

While I woo woo woo woo

Mmm I have kissed him

Do you hear how he whispered ooh la la

Do you really think he will kiss you

Apres moi apres moi apres moi

Apres moi apres

Oh well I really didn't like him anyway