Oi f**ks let's eat 'ere it looks nice

Get me the manager

Get me the manager

Oh dear what seems to be the problem sir

First of all I was greeted with a grimace

Service with a sneer

He don't want to be here

Second of all I was seated by the window

And the draft was a serious inconvenience

There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine

We put our order in I can't believe the time

This is a shambles your cook is a heathen

Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season

My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth

And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut

Rory c well tell 'em

I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes

This is unacceptable you're pushing me to my limits

Please don't raise your voice in here sir

This is a respected establishment

I'm sure we can sort this out quietly no

Oh really well that's a great vase you got there

It'd be a real shame if something happened to it

Slipshod kick it

Slipshod kick it

c**t