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Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe

Epic Rap Battles of Historyhuatong
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[Marilyn Monroe] Whose rap flow's the dopest?

Marilyn Monroe's is

Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses

You could never kick my ass,

so kiss my clitoris

This ugly hag and KassemG got matching noses

[Cleopatra] You better hold more than your skirt,

miss please

I'm the Queen of the Nile,

so just bow down to me

Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees

Married a writer,

but I don't even think you can read

You'll sleep with any ugly dude

who says he likes it hot

Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box

I'm a descendant of the Gods,

don't anger me trick

You'll lose this battle

like your bout with barbiturates

Marilyn Monroe] I had some ugly boys

but you're forgettin' the others

Marlon Brando and the Kennedy's,

while you f**k your own brothers

You think you're so chic up

in your fancy palace

Gettin' Lo on Mark Antony,

tossing Caesar's salad

You wear too much eyeliner

for anyone to adore you

You might as well be working

the door at Sephora

I got an ass that won't quit

You had an asp and got bit,

on the tit

Somebody roll this b***h

back up in a carpet

[Cleopatra] You still got no children

after your third marriage

You lost so many babies

we should call you Miss Carriage

You've got an hourglass figure,

but that's about it

A candle in the wind

that can't act for s**t

[Marilyn Monroe] Translate this into hieroglyphs

Your sandy v****a has a 7-year itch

My best friends are diamonds!

You can't beat me, quit trippin'

Step off and walk your ass home like an Egyptian

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