Yeah, but sometimes it's not that easy.
You know what I mean?
Not all cupcakes are in Jesus' juice like you might assume.
Yeah, a lot of times, I'll admit it, it's not easy being handsome, being a model.
been a graduate even of the Hanson Bo Marlin School, because they pick on you.
They make you, you know, say, you got to go on the wrong way, then two minutes later you have to change, you go again.
And the restrooms are full.
You can't get into the restrooms.
And they say, you walk so slowly.
Lord, this time your steps are too tiny.
That's why I said tiny steps.
Yes, tiny steps.
You would walk with your legs closer together, tiny steps, if you couldn't get into the restroom
What do you want, you know?
I said, let me go on last.
If, for instance, there's some...
If there is
No one will slip on it, is what I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
So let me go on last.
They said, no, you have to, Mr. Zack has to go on last to take the big...
bow, you know, like he did something, you know what I mean?
Stole everybody else's clothes and designed what?
He takes the bow, he slips, it's not my fault.
This was a crowd that couldn't get into the men's room, and I should get paid.
That's all I know.
Since I've graduated, I got to say, I would say out of jobs are just
you know, just marvelous, everybody's so nice to you, they can't treat you better, but every once in a while you run into like this
jerk, you know, like a Mr. Zack, you know, and he slips out in the runway and says, it's my fault.
When you can't even get into...
the restroom because there's too many people lined up and they say you're on the runway next.
Yeah, sometimes it gets to be a little lonely, alone in the hotel room when you're just waiting
for a show to come up.
They pick up at the airport, and they say, just see you in the morning.
They don't even...
make no plans for you to go someplace, and you got to go there, and there's so many people, they give you clothes half the time, don't even...
fit and then it's just all jealous because you know if you're handsome and that and other ones they they
treat you, you know, somehow like they're jealous of you just because, you know, you're a little more handsome than them.
And then they eat all of the food.
There's no food left.
You know, they said, Jesus or Joseph.
Very funny, you know.
It's a terrible wine.
They just call it that.
And the food stinks, usually this junk, you know, even if you like to eat, you couldn't eat it.
Then they say they're going to pick you up to take you back to the airport.
They don't even show they ever did that.
They said they would pick me up.
They never reimburse you, like they say.
They say, well, you ate so much.
I don't know.
And then the catalogs, they don't even send them to you when you're done with them.
You know, like who wants them anyway, right?
You know, one, maybe, yes, what, people, you know what I mean?
Whoever heard of a hairstylist has no scissors?
They said, we just style it.
We don't cut it.
Hairstylist, it means a barber.
no cut.
Think I have my own mousse?
Sometimes I like if you're wet and then your socks get wet.
You know what I mean?
Doesn't work.
They say, change your sides.
They say, yes, one to the other one.
I go to Sears for breakfast.
You know, once I was a model for Saks.
And I thought, this is a good modeling for Saks.
You don't have to get all cleaned up and that before.
That's one good thing.
Then they said, well, you can't do shoes.
I said, what?
They said, no, if you did the socks, then you can't be a model for shoes.
Who says this?
So you have to, only the shoe models can do shoes.
This just makes
I just turned down a job, but they said they were looking for a handkerchief model.
He says, you left-handed or right-handed?
I says, right-handed.
I said, I could do it.
I'm left-handed.
That says prove it.
You know what I mean?
They said,
You didn't do that very smooth.
I said, okay, let me try again.
They said, well, you have to try again.
Anyway, I'm just
