These youngowe me everything

I'm like the Thomas Edison of Drag

Who's that?

I should'vetrademarked my makeup

Your make up is terrible

Singing live?

I invented that

Big hair

I invented that

Shaved brows?

I invented that

Giant lips?

Invented that

Rocking nails

I invented that

Lower lashes

That was me

Ladies shoes

You're looking at her

Doing Drag?

Invented that

Have your fun

Cause it's all been done

I invented that

It's plain to see

You're all mopping me

I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I invented that

Serving it

I invented that

Throwing shade

I invented that

Phoning it in

I invented that

Aids jokes

Yup

Backfat

What did you say?

Hairy shoulder

Excuse me?

Thunder thighs

Oh wtf?

Sasquatch feet

You're gonna die

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

But what about Divine?

Stole from me all the time

What about Lady Bunny?

That man's not even funny

What about Dame Edna?

I'm gonna ignore what you just saidna

What about RuPaul?

Let me ask my lawyer

Mhm, right, ok

Ask me again

What about RuPaul?

I've no problem with her at all

Girl, take it easy

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that

I invented that