If you having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
I got the Rap Patrol
on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure
my casket s closed
Rap critics that say he s
Money
I m from the hood stupid
what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes
in your zapper toes
You d celebrate the minute
you was having dough
I m like f**k critics
you can kiss my
whole a*****e
If you don t like my lyrics
you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio
if I don t play they show
They don t play my hits
well I don t give a shit so
Rap mags try and
use my black ass
So advertisers can giving
more cash for ads
I don t know what
you take me as
Or understand the
intelligence that JayZ has
I m from
niggaz I ain t dumb
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
hit me
99 problems but
a b***h ain t one
If you having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
hit me
The year is ninetyfour
in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror
is the mother f**king law
Got two choices all
pull over the car or
Bounce on the Devil
put the pedal to the floor
And I ain t trying to
see no highway chase
with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars
I can fight the case
So I pull over to
the side of the road
Son do you know why
I m stopping you for
Cause I m young and
I m black and my hat s
real low
Or do I look like a mind
reader sir I don t know
Am I under arrest or should
I guess some mog
Well you was doing
fiftyfive in the fiftyfour
License and registration
and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon
on you
I know a lot of you are
I ain t stepping out of shit
all my papers legit
Well do you mind
if I look around the car
a little bit
Well my glove compartment
is locked
so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights
so you going need a warrant
for that
Aren t you sharp as a tack
you should try out
For lawyer or something
somebody important
or something
Child I ain t
passed the bar
but I know a little bit
Enough that you won t
illegally search my shit
Well we ll see
how smart you are
when the canine comes
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
hit me
99 problems but
a b***h ain t one
If you having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
hit me
99 problems but
a b***h ain t one
If you having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
Now once upon a time
not too long ago
A n***a like myself
had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in
the sense of having a p***y
But a p***y having no
goddamn sense
try an push me
I try to ignore him
talk to the Lord
Pray for him
but some fools just
love to perform
You know the type
loud as a motorbike
But wouldn t bust
a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that s
going happen is
I m get to clapping and
He and his boys going
be yapping to the Captain
And there I go
trapped in the KitKat again
Back through the system
with the riffraff again
Fiends on the floor
scratching again
Paparazzis with
they cameras
snapping them
D. A. try to give a
n***a shaft again
Half a millg for bail
cause I m African
All because this fool
was harassing them
Tryin to play the boy
like he s saccharing
But ain t nutting sweet
bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems B
and a b***h ain t one
hit me
99 problems but
a b***h ain t one
If you having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
hit me
99 problems but
a b***h ain t one
If you having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a b***h ain t one
hit me
Having girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and
a b***h ain t one
ha ha
You crazy for this one Rick
it s your boy
