We saw a sign welcome satan place when

We moved to town that day

And rows of little white homes

That looked like castles all along the way

But after livin' there a while

We found it wasn't what we thought at all

They had a private little scandal going

On behind each castle wall

There was a town council meeting

On the day the story come to pass

Someone said Mrs brown we think your

Little girl is livin' way too fast

She's been datin' older boys and staying

Out much later than she should

And there's been quite a lotta talk

About it goin' round the neighborhood

Well Mrs brown said since you brought it up

I think I'll tell you what I saw

The day your daughter ellie

And the judge's son went swimmin' in the raw

Is that supposed to be a party

What you call learnin' social grace

Cause if it is I think your people are in

Trouble here in satan place

I heard your neighbor's daughter

Betty spent the summer in another town

They say she gained a little weight

Before she left but now she's trimmed back down

And now I wonder why the banker's

Son won't even look her in the face

We used to see 'em both together

Everywhere they went in satan place

They say the mayor's daughter got

Another speedin' ticket just last week

They didn't charge for drunken driving

Even though she couldn't hardly speak

I heard she brags about the way her

Daddy gets free liquor by the case

From all those bootleggin' friends

Who make a killin' here in satan place

When Mrs brown had finished talking

No one dared to make a single sound

Until the chairman of the meetin' rapped

His gavel and looked around

And as his eyes swept across the room

At guilty looks on every face

He said that wraps up this meetin' of

The council of satan place

He said that wraps up this meetin' of

The council of satan place