Sippin' shirley thompson is a gas

Anytime you see her you can

Always count on shirley for a glass

She knows more words with just

Four letters than the dictionary ever had

She uses them to color up the stories

Of the simple life she's led

Sippin' shirley thompson doesn't care

She's 39 and feelin' fine

And not much up to goin' anywhere

Her husband is a bible salesman

And at 39 his hair fell out

She said a there's not a hair between him

And the heaven that he talks about

Sippin' shirley thompson is a pal

An ordinary woman who'll sit

And dish the dirt with all the gals

She said a I don't believe in being

Somethin' that the people know you're not

But when she's at home alone

Nobody knows that sippin' shirley cries a lot

Sippin' shirley thompson is a gas

Anytime you see her you can

Always count on shirley for a glass

She knows more words with just four letters

Than the dictionary ever had

She uses them to color up the stories

Of the simple life she's led