Well I've been strung out

On a song

Or a place where I belong

As the lyrics start to fall

She's in my bed I'm off the wall

Call me up call me up

Call me up Columbia

The sun goes down

Over Hyde Park

The concierge is tending bar

Meanwhile back across the pond

Now my friends are dads and moms

Call me up call me up

Call me up Columbia

Call me up call me up

Call me up Columbia

Have you gone so far

That you don't need love

It's when you told me why

That you've had enough

I'll be okay you'll be okay

The Shining meets old Spinal Tap

While I take a disco nap

With my receiver off the hook

Another page in Nite Bob's book

Now you can cross me off your list

Of all those pretty things you miss

I ain't never going home

Cos I don't wanna play alone

Call me up call me up

Call me up Columbia

Call me up call me up

Call me up Columbia

Have you gone so far that you

Don't need love

It's when you told me why

That you've had enough

And you don't look back

And you don't come close

All your dope sick friends

Are hanging round like ghosts

I'll be okay you'll be okay

My Columbia

My Columbia Columbia